Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The "Unrestrained" Ladies

Ok..this is a wake up call for all men. The following situations will not be far off in the near future if and only if we avoid this ordeal by controlling our lust:-

=> Women will be eventually learn/have already learnt that there is not control to the male libido...So y not just  attack the source of the whole problem. Now the word "attack" gives me nightmares. The last time anything that "attacked" me over there was a leather ball swinging in from a left hand pacer at a wizzing 100 km/hr. Now if you can imagine that pain..anything sharp doing anything over that wheareabouts should set
of all types of bells ringing for us. The day is not far off when a gang of women armed  with sharp knives, guns etc ask you the question in a dark alley.."ab ter kya hog a re kalmoohe?.." or imagine a horific scene that you are tied and some lady with a sharp knife yells " yeh  mardangi mujhe de de .."

=> I always liked Sunny Deol's dialogue in the movie "Damini" .."yeh dhai kilo ka hath jab kisi pe padta hain to aadmi ut tha nahi uth jaata hain".  .Imagine..if our women start beefing their body up,transforming themselves into "body building" machines. I don't have to tell u the consequences of such a 2 and half kg hand of the "built" lady hovering somewhere around your midriff and waist region..one wrong hit and....u can surely kiss ur future  children goodbye ;) There will be no more "abla" naris and our  physical superiority over women will come to a null.

=> Whats stopping our women learning a few slams and submission moves from the ladies of the WWF. A short course and lo and behold ..our ladies would have transformed and distinguished themselves in the field of wrestling. And by chance you try to catch any of these trained ladies in a closed alley at night....i m sure that they will send you on a course on WWE without a ring and any rules associated with it ;)

=> Mary Kom trains all ladies in boxing. Now this really gets me worried..of all the things I think this is a close to an ideal situation....First Mary Kom is an Indian. She is short, dimunitive and looks barely a boxer. But u give her a pair of gloves and then she transforms herself into a beast in the ring...punching and pummeling her opponent to the ground. Try touch any of these ladies..and you r 2 end up with lot more
than sever concussion ...t which you'll never forget in your life

=> Make the guns available. This should really emancipate women. With firearms in a women's pocket, the idea for men of having some fun with women is likely to be disappear as soon as it appears. A trigger
squeeze wrong here and there ....lads..we will pay the price of lust with our life.

Dear men,so mull a little over these thoughts...there are many more possible scenarios. We are at risk...the battle of sexes may turn violent. And don't expect the women to back out of this ...we might not be able to restrain them.

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